March 2012
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thank GOODNESS
i knew padma wouldn’t let me down. I JUST KNEW IT!
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wait did they just take reposado shots out of solo...
what is this… top chef fraternity?
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if sarah wins top chef i'll never watch this show...
booo sarah BOOOOOO
February 2012
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every time i see a special k commercial...
… i want to eat a donut and a slab of bacon and go on a rampage against ad execs who encourage such an utterly loathsome relationship to one’s body.
also isn’t that shit ultimately owned by monsanto overlords. why don’t you go hoard some more biotech patents you fascist, women hating, cardboard cereal with not even that much fiber PIECES OF POO
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also has anyone else noticed the confluence of a...
too fucking much.
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ugh also whitney covers by men who don't just keep...
we get it youre straight but you ARE COVERING A WHITNEY SONG LEAVE THE DAMN LYRICS ALONE.
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i just feel like a cappella is too aggressive.
i get it you’re harmonizing but don’t rub it in my face so much…
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omg! :D
zodiacbaby replied to your photo: Ambrosia salad for a crowd
we both just posted deserts *insert italicized “whoa”*
lol… but is ambrosia salad really a dessert?
i feel like swanky cafes grill up some lemongrass skewered shrimp and nestle them into the sugar, mayo, marshmallow slop and you’ve got yourself a 4 star meal.
ya know???
either way… the sprinkle details on the cloud...
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thankfully the moment you are reminded pretty...
… is only 5 minutes in
will i ever get my butt to work on time again?
probably not.
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watching valley of the dolls
just to get in some cultural learning
kenya's lip sync is so off it's uncomfortable.
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omg :erotically intrigued:
allnaturalytwashedblipsterbitch replied to your post: could there be anything weirder than using “i don’t bite often” as a pick-up line on okc?
I don’t bite.. often *giggle* *eyeroll* *glare*
asl?asl?asl?!!!!!!
wtf is up with tonight's snatch game.
cher and michelle visage were HILARIOUS tho
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could there be anything weirder than using "i...
i can’t imagine ever feeling anything but ill-at-ease, even if i knew the person.
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also ??? who green-lighted billy crystal's revival...
his humor hasn’t had an update since when harry met sally and just sort of missed the mark a lot…
oh also :/ for gary oldman.
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ps where was tilda????
WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if they can nominate war horse and that excuse for sandy b and tommy h to overemote and fuck up a book they can nominate tilda. hmpf
remember when the signs for mamma mia said "you'll...
well i saw it in chicago and let me tell you midwestern housewives did get up and DANCE
so like… just remember that movies can have a real impact
won't even stand for the anti-meryl spite (and i...
she has been preppin’ for this response since ‘92 with death becomes her and will always end up on top.
I AM BLINDLY COMMITTED TO HER AND HER CAREER and just don’t care.
can’t we be more upset the tree of life got nominated for best picture like WHY would anyone praise that piece of overthought/underrealized/overproduced/underinspiring/hyperirritating garbarge!?!?!
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i just really don't care to hear actors speak...
oh angie...
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omg i forgot jane russell died in 2011!!!...
my lovely lovely lady.
rip
over the fucking moon for c. plummer!
what an amazing role… what an amazing man…
christopher plummer is this year's stone cold fox.
love him so so so so much.