farce fodder and foodstuffs

omg wait

i just realized that last night a girl in my program called me and she said. “alex? this doesn’t sound like you. i thought it was [the other gay guy in our program] on the phone. are you two together cuddling right now?”

girls in domains with a high to extremely high homo presence think they can just say WHATEVER they want. just because we are gay doesn’t mean we take breaks in a library to make out. 

i only do that with the gay boys outside of my discipline… duh.